Hello, you were supposed to be the best man!
And now you're tripping." "No, no, nothing like that.
"Hey, where were you last night?" "Huh?" "It was the wedding last night.
He didnt say what the iphone game was.
Just couldn't resist having a bit of fun.
The bride was really upset when you didn't show up!
Anyway, the chick was like, I win, I win!
Did he, like, kidnap you or something?" "No, no.
Mightve been the intro to Moves Like Jagger, for all I know.
But when he raised his hands to pray, that jostled it, or something?
And then the necklace fell off, and he was all like, 'yes!'.
So thenthis is the really crazy partall the crew turned into zombies.
After he finished the story, I was just, like, stunned.
I mean, like, there was water all over the place, but they couldnt drink any of it.
(75)Today, if a stranger would stop me at some party to talk to me about some story, I'd probably walk away with a nervous smile, holding my download pepper spray with dissimulation.
So then he shot it." "Well, that was kind of a douche move.
Anyway, then they made him wear the dead bird around his neck Wasnt that super uncomfortable?
Uh So then a bit later, the old guy started praying.
What kind of story?" "Well, so this guy, he was travelling around on this ship, right?
Florencia Brino Apr 12, 2015 Since then, at an uncertain hour, That agony returns;And till my ghastly tale is told, This heart within me burns.